I am Reno. I am the real life brudder of Obi.
I am a perfectly symmetrical Tuxedo. Wat is on da rite site ov me is on da left site of me. Efen my butt is equal.
Here I am in da new cat tree dat Santa Paws broughted us fur Chrismouse. It goes frum da floor to da ceilin!!! We lufs it.
We were born to a feral mama with Feline Herpes I, or Feline Rhinotracheitis Virus. Our eyes wouldn't open which is normal in kittens who contract herpes during birth. A crazy cat lady who thinks she is a foster mom kept us in her garage in cages for the first 9 months of our lives because she didn't know what to do about our eyes. Then my two brudders (Obi and Smokey (u hafn't met him yet) and my sidder Sally (u hafn't met her yet) got really bad diarrhea and da crazy cat lady sent da 3 of them away. So's I wuz left widout my brudders and sidder alone in my cage for anudder 2 months until Maw got me away frum dat crazy cat lady.
So my right eye is worsted dan my brudders' and sidder's eyes. My 3rd eyelid is scarred and attached to my regular eyelid. My tear duct is scarred over so my eye can't drain, so I get goopy black junk stuck around my eye and Maw has to wipe it off with warm, moist cotton balls. I DUNT LIKE IT.
I am bery skeered of mostest anyting. I run wen Maw or Paw try to touch me. If dey lean ofer to pet me, I run away. Dat's why wen it's toe trimmin day, Maw and Paw haf to ketch me while I am sleepin an do my toes first, or I hide out fer the next 3 weeks. I meow wid ebery click ov da toe trimmers. Dat ist 18 meows. More if Maw hast to do wun ofer.
I also like to put da bitey on fingers and toes. Really hard bitey. So's Maw gaved up on tryin to adopt me owt. I am kinda growin owt of da bitey ting now. It's only taken free years. An I haf to take the L-lysine daily too fur my Herpes.
Dat's my story. Oh yeah, I ist bery skeered of Dorf too. If he corners me, I wet myself jus like Obi duz.