Ham-Micks

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Unofficial TT

Ok, so we jist fownd owt dat Thursday Thirteen is retiring az ov tuday. An Maw wuz all set to post a TT tuday cuz ov wat we did las nite. She ist not a happy camper wif uz tuday. So heer ist owr unofficial TT. Thirteen reasons why ist not a gud idear to haf 10 catz in wun howse.


1. Gotta cover all yur furniture wif washable throws.

2. Sum poodin is gonna yak overnite.

3. Sum poodins is gonna growl an hissy fite overnite an wake up Maw.

4. Sum poodins is gonna growl an hissy fite durin da day an make Maw mad.

5. Gotta vakyoom all da time.

6. Gotta sweep up arownd da litter boxes all da time.

7. Gotta haf 11 litter boxes arownd da howse.

8. Gotta buy tons of litter.

9. Gotta buy tons of poodin food an different kinds, too.

10. Gotta gif meds to most of da poodins cuz dey haz medical isshues.

11. Wen dey ketch an infectious illness (like clostridium), den dey all git it.

12. Wen sum of dem haf Herpes, den de udders git it efen ifn dey ist vaccinated.

13. Wen 5 or 6 try to sleep wif da beans, dey hog da covers an pin da beans down.

14. Wen 5 or 6 try to sleep wif da beans, den dey git into a hissy fite.

15. Gotta scoop litter boxes ALL DA TIME.

16. Der ist a fine coverin of litter dust on da furniture.

17. Wen a bean tries to play wif a poodin, den all the poodins want to play.

18. Wen a vishus intruder comes to da winder, den all the poodins spit an scream an hiss.

19. Wen da poodins go thru da cat flap into da cage it goes "clack, clack."

Ok. So dat's 19, not 13, and Maw kin probly think of more cuz she dint sleep much last nite.

Luf, Us

14 comments:

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

I never really thought about how much chaos can ensue when so many poodins live together.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Wow, that does sound like a lot of work! I don't think they would try to add anymore cats to our house but I know I'm the easiest because I'm the smallest and the cutest!

Latte

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

It's a lot of work, but I'll bet you'r mommy can thing of 20 reasons why having ten cats in the house is a wonderful thing! I'll bet warm snuggles are on top of the list!!!
PS can you send me your snail mail address to my email 1hendrixATfuseDOTnet

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

An informative list! But we think your maw wouldn't have it any other way!

Faz the Cat said...

I think you can have more than 13 cos there are so many of you guys. In fact 13 x 10 is 130. FAZ

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Um...there must be somethin' good about it or you wouldn't all be there!

Mom says we 4 are a lot of work too, but she wouldn't give us up for anything. We know yours feels the 'xact same way!

Your friend
Misty E

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we'd love ta see all of you hissin' an spittin' an screamin' at Vishus Intruders!
if ya wanna seeryuslee cut down on the sweepin', we got the Paw Path from our furrends at http://pawpathlittermat.com/blog/
and we duzzn't track litter all offur the howse any more. our Lady hardly effur sweeps or vackyooms cuz of litter, an we used ta track it all offur. of corse it mite be kinda 'spensive ta get 11 of 'em...

Morgen said...

Holy Hairballs! That's a lotta puddin luvin'!
With 3 at home and 1 at the shop, I get my fair share of feline attention, but I can't imagine 5 or 6 of the little darlins trying to sleep together on the bed together. I've had all 3 recently with me and it's been a hissy tangle of furballs.
Oh, and I'm pretty sure that Purrchance To Dream will continue on with Thursday 13!
cheers,
Not The Mama

caspersmom said...

At least your Mom had a chance to complain and get it off her chest. I guess living with ten puddy tats, she needs more than thirteen complaints. Gosh Mom thinks four is to many. Guess you should sleep when she sleeps cause you can put her in a bad mood when she doesn't sleep so good. At least my Mom is that way. That's why sometimes she shuts the door on us and we can't sleep with her.

Casper

Rosie & Cheeto said...

WOW, yer list is wondurful! yer peeple must be vary vary grate to luv yoo all as much as thay do! Owr favurite is when 5 or 6 of us try to sleep with da beans...cause thare are two of us and owr lady gets mad cause we get into hissys and pin the beans down...she wuld be in sooo much trubble with all of yoo!!! She has it easy!

Dragonheart said...

Your humans must love you all very much! It sounds like a lot of work!

Pet's are 4 Life said...

So true about the many kitties, my two sometimes seem like twenty..lol

DEBRA said...

When Momma read yur list she looked at us and said I think we have the same list...only cut it in half! But, she loves us furry furry furry much and she woodn't get rid of any of us...efun Ping who still sprays on the bed linens and wind blinds...and Momma has to clean it up efurryday.

Abby

Karen Jo said...

Your Mom must love you very, very much to do all that for you. I will also bet that Mom has an even longer list about why she loves having 10 kitties in one house.