Mom has one of doze fridj magnuts dat sez "we think of cat hair as a condiment". About that law, it defines possesion as having the aminal physically, not owning. If yoo are touching an aminal, effen wif an object, yoo are in possesion of da aminal. Dat's why it includes rakoons and skwerrels and stuff. In reverse, we also haf a law dat sez if yoo own an aminal and it hurts a bean yoo hafta pay fur dat beans hurties. Ders also an excepshun fur doze beans dat do TNR so's dey can help da kitties. Yoo hafta be certified by da city but it's eesy to do and it don't cost no money or nuffing. Now if dey cood just do sumfing about all da beans killing each other, but that's a whole other thing...
We think our mom needs a sign like that. Good news in our paper today! They caught the awful man who was mean to that girls dog that we told you about. He did it because she turned him down for a date! How ugly! Her story has gone nationwide and she has gotten cards and things from all over the world!
Yep, we gets owr furs on efurryfing. That's why the sticky roller fing gets used lots. Duzn't keep Momma frum carrying me a squillion times a day and getting furs on her clothes.
My momma needs a sign like that, too! And she needs somethin' that sez somethin' about kitty fuzz on her and Daddy's clothes, too. We're sheddin' a lot since it's getting warmer, and we're gettin' so much fuzz on Momma and Daddy that they look like cats, too.
Our Mom has a mug that says "it's not complete without cat hair" We firmly support this saying and shed as often as possible on the 'beans. ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO
And I need the "cat hair is a condiment" sign for my desk here at work, since Jazper believes that he must "share" the wealth of his shedding all over me and my laptop!
18 comments:
Yup, we fink so too. In fak, owr mom sez cat hairs is good fiber!!
Finny & Buddy
Yeah, our Mother has a mug that says, "Everything tastes better with cat hair in it!" I guess your Maw and our Mother have similar ideas.
I think it adds texture! I'll admit there is probably more cat hair in food than there should be but no one cares too much in our house!
Chase
(It is mostly mine too...)
We puts our furrs everywhere, so we fink it's a gud ider, juss like yur Maw.
Abby
We need a sign like that. We have lots of cat hair, especially now, with all three shedding.
Mom has one of doze fridj magnuts dat sez "we think of cat hair as a condiment". About that law, it defines possesion as having the aminal physically, not owning. If yoo are touching an aminal, effen wif an object, yoo are in possesion of da aminal. Dat's why it includes rakoons and skwerrels and stuff. In reverse, we also haf a law dat sez if yoo own an aminal and it hurts a bean yoo hafta pay fur dat beans hurties. Ders also an excepshun fur doze beans dat do TNR so's dey can help da kitties. Yoo hafta be certified by da city but it's eesy to do and it don't cost no money or nuffing. Now if dey cood just do sumfing about all da beans killing each other, but that's a whole other thing...
I think cat furs taste good too. That's the real reason I groom so much!
My mom says things like, "Look - I'm *covered in cat hair!" but she'll be wearing black! Is that smart with a white cat?
We think our mom needs a sign like that.
Good news in our paper today! They caught the awful man who was mean to that girls dog that we told you about. He did it because she turned him down for a date! How ugly! Her story has gone nationwide and she has gotten cards and things from all over the world!
Oh -- humans make far too much of cat hair.
And we had to answer your question -- Grandma Pat is British. Grandma Helen is American.
Yep, we gets owr furs on efurryfing. That's why the sticky roller fing gets used lots. Duzn't keep Momma frum carrying me a squillion times a day and getting furs on her clothes.
Owr mum sez cat hare adds extra flayvering.
Mum has an apron that says 'Everything tastes better with cat hair in it.'
My momma needs a sign like that, too! And she needs somethin' that sez somethin' about kitty fuzz on her and Daddy's clothes, too. We're sheddin' a lot since it's getting warmer, and we're gettin' so much fuzz on Momma and Daddy that they look like cats, too.
Our Mom has a mug that says "it's not complete without cat hair" We firmly support this saying and shed as often as possible on the 'beans. ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO
Good source of protein if you ask me.
Mom and I just finished reading about Davy and Loco. Your mom was very brave to do what she did, and I am very thankful someone cares that much.
Tara
I need to sell those signs in my shop!
And I need the "cat hair is a condiment" sign for my desk here at work, since Jazper believes that he must "share" the wealth of his shedding all over me and my laptop!
Oh yes, many times Mom has found a cat hair on her food. Around here you get used to things like that. Good thing Mom loves us!
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