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Thursday, March 8, 2007

Thursday Thirteen, Edition #1

G.T. here. Dorf is doing well this morning. He smells funny and his eyes are still REELY huge from da drugs dey gif him. He ist not bery impressed wid hafin more toofies yanked. He wants to eat his dry crunchies but Maw won't let him.

We want to thank efurrybody and efurry poodin fur der purrayers and well-wishes yestday. Pulleze keep liddle Dorfie in yur thoughts fur a few more days. Thank you, G.T. (Dorf's real life brudder from da same mudder)

Thirteen Things about Toofie Flowers by Dorf (the almost Toofless Poodin)

1. Toof flowers hurt bery bery bad.
2. Toof flowers kin make u bery grumpy.
3. Toof flowers means u need to go to da V-E-T dentist an haf yur flowers surj-ik-ly removed.
4. Toof flower ek-strak-shun costs a gazillion green papers.
5. Toof flower ek-strak-shun means u gotta eat squishy fud fur 2 weeks.
6. Toof flower ek-strak-shun means u gotta wear da stoopid e-collar.
7. Toof flower ek-strak-shun means u has stitches in yur mouf an dey feels bery funny.
8. Toof flower ek-strak-shuns mite make u a snaggletoof poodin.
9. Toof flower ek-strak-shuns mite make u bery bery sick if youze hast a re-ak-shun to da medicines.
10. Youse got to take yukky med-e-ca-shuns fur a long time.
11. U git hissed at by udder poodins wen u git home from da V-E-T dentist.
12. U hast to lif in da batroom fur 2 weeks.
13. Toof flowers suck.

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23 comments:

The Meezers said...

Poor Dorfy!! I feel for you buddy. Get well soon! - Your also soon to be toofless furriend - Miles

Daisy said...

Oh, poor sweet Dorfie! I knew I was right to hate teeths. They are bad. I think you are better off without yer teeths.

I sure hope you feel better soon. At least you will get to eat some yummy Stinky Goodness!

Dragonheart said...

Poor Dorf. :( I hope you feel better soon! Having bad teeth sounds horrible.

Sending lots of healing purrs your way! I will keep you in my thoughts and purrayers.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, poor Dorf. Liffing in da bafroom fur 2 weeks is tortsher. We will purrayer fur yoo to heal up fast and get back to normal.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Lotsa good healin thots comin yur way, Dorf. How'd you get Toof Flowers? I hope it's not from eatin Mom's plants. Bonnie's nefur needed a dental, but I already did at 18 monfs! Be well, furiend!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Awww, Dorf. Feel better soon big guy!
The vets always wants a gazillion green papers when we visit too!
And there's always a lot of hissin' going on when one of us comes back from the vet too!
And we must say that "Snaggletooth" is a cool nickname. Kind of like a pirate name!!!

Junior said...

Aw Dorf! I am sorry you are feeling so poor. Meowm and I will keep up purraying for you.

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Get well soon Dorf.

Our friend, Sammy is toothless. He still eats crunchy food too!! I guess he gums it.

The Furry Kids said...

Poor Dorf! We hopes he gets some tasty squishy snacks if he can't have any crunchie foods. We're glad he's doing well.
We're still purraying for him.
Love,
Titus, Tazo, & Earl Grey

Morgen said...

Oh Dorfy!
We ♥ you!
Wish we were there to spoon you some tuna-juice jello!
your pals,
Daphne & Chloe

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Oh yes, our mom is older than the hills. But she thinks the cartoon character was Snagglepuss not Snaggletooth?

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Pee Ess: Was he the one who always said : Exit, Stage Right"

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

That sounds horrible Dorf! My goodness you're a brave kitty. I especially hate that stupid collar thing!

Kaze

The Meezers said...

Dorfy I would be honored to be your toofless brudder from anofurr mudder! - your buddy - Miles

Eric and Flynn said...

We nefurr heard uv toof flowers befurr, but they sound awful. Get well soon. Purrs and hedbutts to yoo

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

nothin' 'bout that sounds anyware near good. yuk. we're so sorry ya gotta go throo it.
Cocoa

Here's the deal on the neck fluff...our momma was an all black stray and our daddy was a big fluffy gray stray. Grr is the most solid black, and she has a fluffy neck and chest - kinda lion like. Cocoa is blackish with 2 spots of white, and he looks dark brown in the sun. He's always had extra long fluff on his neck, but pretty much the same color as the rest of him. I've always looked like a black panther with no neck fluff. Then, this winter, I got fluffier all over and grew the big ruff, which came in red - and not just when I'm in the sun. I'm the only one who sheds alot too.
Midnight

Tara said...

Toof flowers sound awful! If I see any during my yard patrols, I'm digging them up!

Dorf, I hope you feel better soon!
Tara

Suzanne said...

feel better soon, dorf! it sounds like you've had way too much icky stuff already. it's time to have some good times!

love
--suz

Karen Jo said...

Oh, Dorf, that sounds horrible. I hope you get to feeling better really soon and you don't get any more Toofie Flowers. The cartoon cat's name was Snagglepuss and he did say, "Exit, stage right" all the time.

One-Eyed Jack said...

Oh poor Dorf! We're purring for you here!

Those medicines are weird. I get stuff sometimes when I have my pee problems and it always makes me forget I'm a big man-cat and not a 2 month old kitten and I try to do stuff I'm to big to do, like climb walls and jump really high.

And it gives me the munchies. Really really bad.

DEBRA said...

Dorf we is all glad yu is home now and re-coop-er-ratin. We laffed and laffed (like o'jeter) when someone called you snaggle toofs... it is a koot nickname furrs yu.
We knoos yu don't like wearin dat collar and not eatin yur crunchies but it won't be long a'fore yu is back to yur normal self.

We will continue our purrs fur yu!
Abby
Boo
Jinx
Ping & Gracie

Eric and Flynn said...

Hope yer feeling better Dorf. Mum sez she had a poodin called Mother Puss (she wuz Kitty yum bum's mum) and she lived to 25 an she nefurr had enny teefs at all furr the last few yeers uv her life. She wuz a reel thief, and if she could find a big bone, she would gum efurry last scrap uv meat of it. Mum yoosed to say she wuz gumming it to deff.

The Meezers said...

Hey Dorf!! We should totally form a new group - but can we haf Brudders (and Sisfurs) from a different Mudder? Ghost is a sisfur, and then Chey could join 'acuase I fink she's had some teefs out. That would be cool!!!