This is Annie, reporting live here at the Forty Paws. I must tell our viewing audience that we are being overrun with Evil Intruders. There is the orinch cat who Maw has been feeding for several months. Maw has fattened him up to where he appears to be a nice healthy size now. But Maw saw him up close and personal on top of the fence the other day and he has all of his parts!!! So, now Maw sez that she is going to get a "humane trap" and catch the little bugger and get him fixed.
First off, I ask, is there anything "humane" about a trap? Hello? How would you feel if you were going after some nice smelling filet mignon, or perhaps a pizza and suddenly, you were enclosed in a steel cage? Would you feel as if that were humane? No, I didn't think so. You would likely call the Civil Liberties Union on your cell phone to complain as loudly as possibly before they deported your hiney off to Gitmo. But I digress.
So, now there is a black cat with a VERY FLOOFY FACE appearing at our kitchen window. This is like deja vu! LBC all over again!!! Except LBC didn't have a VERY FLOOFY FACE. And Maw took him to the V-E-T to get his parts snipped also! But at least he found a forever home. Well, we hope FBC (Floofy Black Cat) is already missing his parts, for his sake. Please!
And NOW there is also a grey tabby with white coming to the front windows!!! What do they think this is? The Kool-Aid house? Hello???? We have enough problems here without uninvited Evil Intruders appearing at all hours of the day and night to peer in OUR windows to see what we are doing.
This has been Annie, reporting live here at the Forty Paws. And now we return you to our regular broadcast.