Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Obi's True Confessions
Suzanne tagged me to do the true confessions meme.
When Maw holds me in her arms, I moan and groan like an old man. I also moan and groan when Maw is cleaning my ears or my eyes.
Sometimes, I eat my stinky goodness so fast that I yack it right back up. Like this morning.
I luf to lay on Maw's lap, and if Dorf or G.T. try to get up there when I'm there, I smack them upside the head. Or if I jump up on Maw's lap and G.T. or Dorf are already there, I smack them upside the head.
I can be a teensy bit clutzy with my big paws and tail. I kinda knock things over without realizing it.
I luf to stick my paw in the water that Maw keeps in the bathroom sinks for us to drink. I lick the water off my paw. And sometimes I shake it and it goes all over the mirror!!!
My armpits get tangled if I don't let Maw comb them. If they get tangled, Maw uses cuticle scissors to snip the mats out, then my pits are bald!!!
When I first came here to live, I didn't know how to leap or climb cat trees. It took me several months to strengthen up my muscles so that I could be a real cat. That was kinda embarrassing. But it wasn't my fault. I didn't ask to live in a garage in a cage for my first nine months!!!
It's also kinda embarrassing that I dribble when I get off the pot. It's not my fault though. I don't have the parts anymore to close off that valve. They got taken away from me at the North Texas Veterinary Referral Center.
Ok, I'm done with confessing stuff. That was embarrassing. My furs are red now.