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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #11









Thirteen reasons why it sucks to be me, by Dorf.

1. I only haf 11 toofies. Flowers tuk da rest of dem. What Maw? Oh, she sed it's FORLs dat tuk dem.

2. Maw & Paw uzed to drug me wid antyedeprezents cuz I wuz meen to Obi & Reno afor dey new I had Flowers. What Maw? Oh, she sed it's FORLs.

3. I haf a snaggletoof now cuz my lip gitz cot on my fang cuz dey tuk my udder fang.

4. I haf a ginormous scar on my belly wer I had a kapilary vaskyoolytus rupshun frum da meds dey gaveded me. It tuk 6 months fur dat to heel an I had to wer baby clothes.

5. Now, Obi smaks me wen I luk at him.

6. Now, Obi smaks me wen I'm eatin.

7. Now, Obi smaks me wen I'm layin in da walkin path.

8. Paw piks me up an holdz me like a widdle baby.

9. My brudder G.T. rassles me.

10. Last nite Paw pikededed me up an heldeded me like a widdle baby, den put me on da kounder, an I fell off cuz he wuz pullin on my tail an I got cotteded in da straps of his lunch pail an it fell on me too.

11. I haf a big skirt dat flapz in da breeze wen I run down da hallway.

12. Maw ist always astin me if my toofies hert now. She tries to luk in my mouf wen I yawn.

13. It's Thursday and it's hot wer I lif.

Luf, Dorf









21 comments:

The Meezers said...

wow Dorf, we is lots alike. I has swinging belly flab too! - Miles

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Flab skirts is sexy! We don't like mom messing in our moufs eether, she still puts da kitty toofpaste on our teefs wifout da brushing thingy. We hate dat, she has many teef marks on her hands acuz she can't keep dem out of our moufs. Beans is weerd.

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Mommie is always trying to look in my mouth too..what's up wif dat.

Dragonheart said...

Poor Dorf. :( You certainly haven't had an easy time of it. I hope it cools off for you soon.

Daisy said...

Dorf, I think your snaggletooth is very handsome and distinguished looking. It sounds like the only good part about your vasculitis was that you got to wear some cute baby clothes. I hope your teeths are all feeling fine now. I hate teeths.

Kimo & Sabi said...

It is hot where we live too! Would you like us to come over there a give Obi a little swack?

DEBRA said...

Dorf

I has dee snaggletoofs too. Momma finks it koot when my whittle tongue sticks out. Mr. Jinx has a swinging bellie too when he runs. Mr. Jinx loves to eat. He loves looking at Annie too.

yur frend
~Abby

HRH Yao-Lin said...

he he you poor thing! I get held like a baby sometimes too. But then I punish the humans and they stop it.

I sympathise with you though, must be awful putting up with all that!!

xx

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...
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Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

How rude that Paw helped you fall off of the counter! I hope you gave him the look, the one that blames it all on him.

Chase

Karen Jo said...

You have had a rough time, Dorf. I hope you are feeling all right now.

Eric and Flynn said...

Why duz Obi keep smakking yoo?
Do yoo smak him bak?
Do yoo want us to come ofurr and smak him furr yoo?
I (Eric) haf got a swinging belly flap too, and mum sez I'm like a cow wiv an udder.

Chairman Mao said...

Poor Dorf! Sounds like you've gotta lotta stuff to deal with. I hope your toofies are better.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Tara said...

Oh Dorf, that sounds like so much to deal with. If its any consolation, it was 103 F here today.

Tara

Lux said...

oh Dorf! You sound like you need a hug - here: :::Dorf:::

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

That's too sad about your teeth. We hope that your mouth feels better now.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

WOW, yoo have a lot of crazy things going on. We're glad yoo are cul with yer toofies, snaggletoof, and belly scar cause it makes yoo speshul and yoo-neek, Dorf!

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Hi Dorf...

Does your belly swing to and fro when you run like ours? It makes everyone laugh so much.

Those two are back from their trip and you should stop by my blog because I'm having a contest for my 100th post. We're going to make a donation to an animal charity on Crete to help out those poodins.

Fritzamus Maximus said...

Dorf, you need to be proud of your skirt! I have one too... it makes for a nice fluffy tummy!

I hope you tell your maw if your teeth hurt... it's better to have them taken care of than to suffer.

Cheer up!

Parker said...

Awwwww Dorf. Mommy would like to cuddle you like a baby too. Stay cool my man!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Aw Dorf, we think your special and we love you! #10 sucks but I hope you got lotsa treatsies and snuggles after that.

You only need one reason why it is great to be Dorf and that is you're loved!