Thirteen Things I Have Heard This Week by Obi
2. "Orange Boy!"
3. Gatsbi growling at me because I looked at her.
4. "Obi, you have really big feet."
5. "He's not the brightest bulb in the pack." Just because I like to stick my head in the same food bowl as other cats, and then smack them when they look at me.
6. The ice cream truck jingle song.
7. The doorbell.
8. The talking picture box.
9. The cat flap going "Thwack, thwack."
10. The garage door opening when Paw comes home.
11. Annie spitting at me because I smacked her upside the head.
12. Sally howling on patrol.
13. The big monster machines behind our house going, "Beep, Beep, Beep."