Ham-Micks

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Thursday Thirteen # 21







Thirteen Reasons Why We Don't Like When Maw Has Bunco

1. All our furs git picked up in da big sucky monster an we haf to start all ofer.

2. Stuff gitz put away wer it dunt youshally go.

3. Lotz & lotz ov fuud gitz fixed, but we kaint help.

4. Wen all dem ladies git heer, it gitz noisy.

5. We're not sposed to git on da tables an help dem ladies eat, even tho itz ok to help Maw & Paw eat any udder tyme.

6. Da ladies git reeely loud & crazy wen dey start playin wid dem liddle dice.

7. Oh yeah, befor da ladies git heer, if we try and knock da dice off da tables an hide dem, Maw gitz upset.

8. Maw duzn't like us gittin on da tables an lickin da salt off da snacks dat r sittin owt.

9. Wen Maw takes da kuffers off da furnichur afor da ladies git heer, she dunt like if we make holes in da leffer wid owr clawz.

10. Maw gitz furry imbarrazzed if we pee on da ladies' purses. (Dorf did dat onced afor dey knew he had Feline Odontoclastic Resorptive Lesions.)

11. We hyde owt in da rest ov da howse most of da nite an we r skeered cuz ov all dem crazy women.

12. Dem women stay heer FOREFFER. (Maw here, 2.5 hrs., 3 tops.)

13. We dunt git da attenshuns we deserf cuz Maw ist too busy cleanin & cookin.

Luf, Us



22 comments:

Eric and Flynn said...

That sounds like a crazy time. We wuz finking about coming ofurr to see yoo, but we fink we better make sure all the ladies aren't there furrst. We laffed about likking off the salt.
Dorf yoo wuz looking furry relaxed yesterday, and we did biggify to see yer scar. When mum brought me back furrom the V E T, he gave her some leaflets and they had pikchurs of FORS. They wuz skeery pikchurs.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

You must be very tolerant! There is no way I'd let that many people come to my house because I'd go hide under the bed and expect the LL to kick them out. Not that it would happen...

Kaze

The Meezers said...

Dorf, you peed in a purse? that's just awsome!!

what's bunco? it sounds wild.

DEBRA said...

Wow our beans do funnie fings, don't they? Dey play bunco? If kitties can't play den it can't be fun. All dat food and yu can't have none? Ooo dat isn't gud. We fink it's awesome dat Dorfie peed into dat ladies purse...oooo Dorfie yu is our hero.

Purrs
Abby and Boo

Gemini said...

I think I'm glad that Momma doesn't play bunco!

Her mom did though and she said if she heard of a group, she'd like to join! I hope she doesn't hear.

Dragonheart said...

Wow, that sounds like quite the event! I'm sorry to hear you all have to deal with it. But I guess if it keeps your maw happy, then it's a good thing.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

HAHAHA! Great! Likkin the salty snacks, peeing in the purse (hope they didn't yell at you Dorf!) Jumping on the tables! Who's wilder? The kitties or the ladies??

Parker said...

I am sorry that Dorfie had FORL, BUT - he PEED IN A PURSE???!!!!
That is awesome!

Daisy said...

I would hide too! And not come out for a very long time.

Dorf, that's a funny thing you done.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

whut's Bunco? duz that meen "kitty torchure" in sum offur langwidge? cuz it duzzn't sownd good ta us. an those ladeez are playin' wif dice an you duzzn't get ta bat 'em 'round? an ya duzzn't get ta lay in the middle of whuteffur they'z doin'? no wonner you pee on purses. we'd do it too.

The Furry Kids said...

We giggled lots about you guys licking salt off the snacks and Dorf peeing on that lady's purse. Good job!

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Oh yeah... we hate company. Especially if they overstay their welcome. Once in awhile I'll come downstairs and howl at them until they get the hint and LEAVE.

Bunco sounds like a lot of BUNK to me... but I guess the beans like it.

Mo said...

we ♥ Dorfie!

We would hide, too.
But not lickin' the salty snacks - oh, that's just mean!

luv,
Daphne & Chloe

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hehehehe way to go Dorf. Mom's frends in da nayborhood just drop by, it's hardly effur planned. Dey is used to a mess and to us sitting by dem asking fur chips! Dey give us chips...sometimes dey show up cuz dey haf da stuff to make margarita's, mom likes doze times.

The Furry Fighter said...

do womans drink wine and beer when they come and visit too? that stuff makes people's legs stop working so they just don;t ever leave!!!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well all i kin say is if maw effer lets me come to bunco i will let you help me eat stuff on da table, okay? just don't pee in my purse and we haf a deal!

smiles, auntie bee

Tyler said...

That does not sound like fun at all. Your mom is at home but not paying attention to you all? I can't even comprehend that. Yikes, I say you should pee all over there stuff so that they never ever come back.

Pet's are 4 Life said...

Our momma playeded that game one time, she loved it! Lots of fun for the beans, but nots so much funs for the kitties.
~Hunter,Napoleon,&Belle~
Ps. we is adding this to all our comments todays......
Did you see our little brother's pic on Daily Kitten? We is SOOO proud!!!

http://www.dailykitten.com/archives/1304-napoleon.html

Caesar and Princess said...

snicker-snort... Dorfie :-D
good going
in the purse! ka-ching


Purrrs

Samantha & Tigger said...

We are laffin and laffin. Licking salt, peeing in purses, hiding in rooms...now who is having more fun?
The cats of course.
Your FL furiends,

Kimo & Sabi said...

Daz wack! Them gurlz should share their snacks wif you!

Lux said...

Geez, I'm glad you survived to tell the tale ... all those women!