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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #24







Thirteen Reasons Why We Think Texass Lizards are NOT Related to Florida Lizards


1. Yesterday after the big storms rolled through, 2 lizards came inside to play with us.


2. Unlike the lizards that come into Daisy's house, these lizards were not rude.


3. The girl lizard introduced herself as Hermione.


4. The boy lizard introduced himself as Horatio.


5. All the lizards that Daisy meets are named George.


6. When we were playing with Horatio, he didn't scream or get upset when we accidentally pulled his tail off.


7. Hermione very politely entered the lizard catcher when Paw presented it to her. Then he put her outside, and she said "Goodbye."


8. Both Hermione and Horatio said that they would NOT leave Chad hanging, unlike Florida lizards.


9. They also said that the only lizard named George that they know in Texass temporarily lives in a big white house in Washington D.C.


10. Hermione and Horatio said that they are Independents and that they would vote for Ross Perot.


11. When we told them that he wasn't running, they said they would vote for Mark Cuban because they thought he had vastly improved his moves from last week.


12. Texas lizards are a much lighter color than Florida lizards.


13. There are no palm trees in our backyard. Therefore, our Dallass lizards are not related to Florida lizards.


Luf, Us





24 comments:

DEBRA said...

Oh Maw

Yu Texas lizards aren't related to our Florida lizards, are they?! *kitty chuckle* We also has sum blue stripey ones, but Momma tells us dat dos wood be furry bad fur us. They still is purrty and I wood like to play wif der tails.

Purrs
Abby

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh no! my kitties got political on me!!! sigh... bad kitties!

smiles, auntie bee

MeezerMom said...

::snerk:: funny political jokes. mommy laffed

so, YOUR Horatio was NOT the Horatio from Miami? he didn't haf sunglasses that he keeps putting on and taking off did he? did he haf a CSI badge?

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Very interesting study. I wish I could meet any lizards because we don't have any around here. Did Horatio have sun glasses?

Kaze

Daisy said...

Ah, a very astute analysis! After a careful review, I have come to the conclusion that you are correct. Texas lizards must not be related to Florida lizards. I never knew that some lizards could be polite. Even when their tails come off.

After the lizard got put Outside, did you get to play with the tail some more?

Gemini said...

I think I would rather meet a Texas lizard. After all, if Florida lizards are rude, they won't be very popular and then maybe they will change their attitude?

Parker said...

Love, love, love #9!!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hehehe, #9 is also sometimes called by a different name in dis house. Barbra Bush looks like a nice lady so we don't unnerstand why da beans think she dropped her son on his hed one to many times...

Sunny's Mommy said...

Very funny ;-)

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Terriffic list y'all!

The Furry Fighter said...

hehe ise like No.9 too!
great list - i thoroughly enjoyed this...xxx

ASTOR CATS said...

Your study in lizards is very astute. #9 is particularly insightful.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

Caesar and Princess said...

WE think we like those Texas lizzards.

Happy HAPPY Thursday. This was a fun TT!!

<3<3

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha we wuz laffin at #9 too. We haf tagged yoo furr the screenshot meme.
Mum sez she'll reply to yer email tomorrow cuz we haf to go to bed now.

Tara said...

hehehe..#8 and #9....hehehehe....

Tara

Dragonheart said...

Your Texas lizards sound very interesting! I don't think we have lizards in Munich, as I've never seen one. Your Texas lizards clearly have a sense of humour - my mom is laughing at #8 and 9.

michico*Adan said...

I laughed at the way you treat lizards, that is fun~!

pissed off patricia said...

Fred the Cat is too lazy to chase the Florida lizards who somehow manage to make it inside our screened in pool/patio area. There are several living out there and either Fred the Cat is lazy or else he knows there is no reward in nabbing them. When they are on the patio, they are in the feline "green zone"

Tamra Maew said...

This was great! I have never heard of lizards before. My lady servant tells me that's because there are no lizards where I live, only some people have them in aquariums (I thought that was for fishies but maybe my servant is losing it).

Candace said...

We have a gecko who lives on the screen door out back (or at least, seems to, since he's there every morning when Tom leaves for work.) Tom named him Art. Get it? Art Gecko.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh yes, it is obvious that Florida lizards are not related to Texas lizards! I didn't even know a lizard could BE polite!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we thought this was very informative, but our Lady giggled lots.

The Furry Kids said...

Hmm, we have learned lots about lizards. We just wish that there were some in the mitten state. They would be fun to play with.

Lux said...

:::thinking deeply:::

That all makes sense!