Thirteen Reasons Why We Think Texass Lizards are NOT Related to Florida Lizards
1. Yesterday after the big storms rolled through, 2 lizards came inside to play with us.
2. Unlike the lizards that come into Daisy's house, these lizards were not rude.
3. The girl lizard introduced herself as Hermione.
4. The boy lizard introduced himself as Horatio.
5. All the lizards that Daisy meets are named George.
6. When we were playing with Horatio, he didn't scream or get upset when we accidentally pulled his tail off.
7. Hermione very politely entered the lizard catcher when Paw presented it to her. Then he put her outside, and she said "Goodbye."
8. Both Hermione and Horatio said that they would NOT leave Chad hanging, unlike Florida lizards.
9. They also said that the only lizard named George that they know in Texass temporarily lives in a big white house in Washington D.C.
10. Hermione and Horatio said that they are Independents and that they would vote for Ross Perot.
11. When we told them that he wasn't running, they said they would vote for Mark Cuban because they thought he had vastly improved his moves from last week.
12. Texas lizards are a much lighter color than Florida lizards.
13. There are no palm trees in our backyard. Therefore, our Dallass lizards are not related to Florida lizards.