Ham-Micks

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #26







Thirteen Reasons Why it's Great to Run Around Like Your Butt's on Fire

1. It blows the stink off if you've just gone poo.

2. It makes the other poodins furry iscited.

3. If enuf other poodins r furry iscited, you kin git a thunderin herd of elephants goin in da howse.

4. It's grate xurcize.

5. If da beans ist sleepin, u kin wake dem up.

6. If u leap on stuff, u mite be able to knock lamps off tables an pitchurs an udder stuff datz in yur way.

7. If da beans taint home, it's a gud way to let dem know u dunt approve ov dem not bein home.

8. If udder poodins git in yur way, u kin practice yur leap-frog tekneek.

9. It's a gud way to warm up on a cold, autumn mornin.

10. If all u wunted to du wuz git furry ascited after a litter box deposit, an u git all da udder poodins racin arownd too, den u kin lay down an look at dem like they ist nuts.

11. If der ist enuf ov youze playin u kin run into eech udder comin & goin, den u kin haf a hissy fite.

12. It's grate to haf a runnin start wen racin to da top ov da poodin treez.

13. Did we menshun u kin blow da stink off yur butts?


Luf, Us




23 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmmm, we need to try this tekneek of stink removal. We just do it cuz it makes mom nuts...

DEBRA said...

One otter fing...if ya got cling ons yu can fling dem off while yu race around like yur butt is on fire...dat is my teck-nee-ka.

Purrs
Abby

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Thundering Herd of Elephants! We love to do that! Sometimes we can even get one or both of the woofies to join us. We especially love doing it when Mommy is trying to sleep! How dare she slept through play time?!?!

Daisy said...

I LOVE doing the Crazy Race Around Like Your Butt's On Fire run! And sometimes if you run really fast you can get out of control and run into things, and make lots of noise, and knock things over! You are right, it is very fun and a good stink-removal technique.

Tybalt said...

Running like that is the best ever! We like to do it when mommy is trying to go to sleep at night. Ivy does it more than the rest of us. She does the post-litterbox run a lot. She must have heard about the stink removal technique. She is doing something wrong, though, cuz it isn't working.

Gemini said...

I think the first reason is the best one.

The Meezers said...

blowing stink off your butt is FUN

Sunny's Mommy said...

LOL!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

You guys are so funny! I like your T13, it made both me and my Mum laff and laff and laff.

The M's said...

We have been running around wif our butts on fire here too...isn't it fun?

Mo said...

It IS great to run around like your butt is on fire!
Daphne says we need this on a Cafe Press mug!

Jazper seconds the "It blows the stink off if you've just gone poo"!!!

And Isis says "Hey, it's my first Autumn Full Moon, that's MY excuse!"

The Fluffy Tribe said...

wow we like all 13 of those reasons ~The Fluffy TRibe

Caesar and Princess said...

*giggle* *snort*
These are alll very very accurate reasons and we agree. We just never thought about it this was. we always have a party after we use the litter box, though!


Happy Snappy Day to all of you over there *waves*

Christine and FAZ said...

No. 1 and No. 13 was my favourite. FAZ

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

We found out it's even more fun when you get the kittens to join in. Those little crazy fuzzballs are great for chasing and jumping over!

Fab five said...

We do dat same runnin' around here, but never thought about it & makin' da poo smellz dis-appear. I will try dis tomorrow mornin’. Tanks fur da tip.

-Dr Tweety

Kimo & Sabi said...

I likes #1 da best!
Sabi

Lux said...

I *love it when my butt's on fire! Now I know why - thanks!

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

Those are all great reasons!! We do that all the time!!

Karen Jo said...

Those are all very good reasons for running around like your butt's on fire. It sounds like great fun to me.

Parker said...

There is NOTHIN' better than running around with the kitty crazies after a good litter box visit! I add a very special meow while I am doing it!

Candace said...

Scruffybutt does that after a bath. The cats just look at her. With disdain, of course.

The Furry Kids said...

Titus runs around like that after he does his poops, too. It's pretty funny. We love this T13. It made us laugh a lot!