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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Silly Sunday

This is another email funny that Maw received recently. We thought all you poodins and your beans might get a kick or a purr out of it....

The Four Cats!

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were . The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ............

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said.... "Coffee Break.....do your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet...........

ate the cookies.......

drank the milk..............

sh*t on the paper....................

screwed the other three cats.....................

claimed he injured his back while doing so..................

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions........

put in for Workers Compensation...............and

went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............!!!!!!!!!!

Luf, Us

13 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

yep, good one! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoox

Daisy said...

Hahahaha! I wants to be the Government Employee cat!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Too funny! Although, our mom worked as a public servant for most of her career, and they were overworked and underpaid, for the most part.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahaha, mom's brofur is a Government employee...he said that Coffee Break is a lot like some of his co-workers...

Candace said...

That's a great cat joke - thanks!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hahahahaha!!

d. chedwick bryant said...

I'm going to have to commit this one to memory--thanks for posting it..

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha that wuz funny. Our dad used to work furr the government many years ago and he sed, yep that sounds about right.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha ha that rocks ha ha ha ha

JB's Big World said...

My mom really liked your joke!
--JB

michico*Adan said...

You are so right, very good one!

Parker said...

HaaaHaaaaaHaaaaaa!

DEBRA said...

*kitty snortle*

Abby, Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie