Friday Noos

So Maw swallowed the kamra yestday. She was very very very dry before the procedure. Having an embedded sinus infection can make a person drink tons of water, and she drinks tons of water prior to sinus infection anyway, so yes, she was very very very dry. They told her that she could have water and food as soon as she woke up, and they explained that it was a very mild sedation so that she would wake up as soon as it was over. And indeed, she woke up and was eating a late lunch with 4 bottles of water thank you very much... And the doctor told Paw there was nothing to prove that the heart was the culprit of the stroke. See? Maw still thinks it was the meds.

So Maw still needz to see da neurology dude agin. Tings are still improving an her speech is much better, but along come evening and she has more truble talking an finding proper words. But it is much bedder.

In udder noos, the remaining L-phant at da Dallassssss Zoo lost it's friend, anudder L-phant dis spring. Well, the remaining L-phant has been at da Dallasssssss Zoo fur 22 yeers an peeple haf petitioned to haf her shipped off to the Tennessee L-phant sanctuary. But da big nutz in Dallasssssss found a Mexican petting zoo where Jenny culd go dat they want to send her to. Many many many peeple are petitioning fur Jenny to go to Tennessee becuz she will be with udder African L-phants, in a huge enclosure with tons of ruum. In Mexico, she will haf like 4 acres and an Asian L-phant. Well, duh. So, peeple are writing to da Mayor an da Dallas Morning Noospaper an to da Zoo an der will be a peaceful petition at da Dallassssss Zoo on Sunday. Maw werked as a Keeper Aide in Large Mammals one year and that was when Jenny was on 40 pills of Ace for her acting out and attacking the other L-phant (Vasha) who used to lif der but who was shipped off to Disney World later. Anyway, Jenny should go to Tennessee. That's all we haf to say about that.

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