--Please do not forget your flu shot!!!!
The First Half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better.
The First Half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better.
Make sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and veggies.
fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because
exercise helps build your immune system.
exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day,
go for a swim,
go for a swim,
Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try to eliminate as much stress
from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
OR
from your life as you can.
Get plenty of rest.
OR
Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot,
what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So.......
Think about it...
When you go for a shot,
what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So.......
I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona ...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
I put lime in my Corona ...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs
can't get you!
can't get you!
My mother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'
Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much
Luf, Us
Luf, Us
19 comments:
Hahaha. We think our mum would go for the second option too.
I'll drink to that!
Fred the Cat will offer a catnip toast as well.
Our Nana and Grampy are going for their flu shots this week. It is even more important for seniors to get their flu shots. We are very glad we do not need flu shots. We get too many as it is!
Gud ider...we has alreedy made surre our Mom and Dad has ders...
purrs
Abby
Yeah definitely the second option--the woman is against any non absolutely necessary vaccination.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. mommy is snorting while she is laffing
That is really funny, especially since my mommy got her flu shot this morning!
Funny! Mom & Dad are scheduled for their shots next week.
TEE-HEE...we have been entertained!
(((HUGS)))~ Chancy, Jake and Babe, The Ernie's Voice Gang
Hee hee!
How's your maw feeling?
Ha, ha, ha - My Mum likes that!
Hmm, mom and dad are apposeta get der flu shots next week, mom's thinking of sending dad and den she'll just follow da second part of dis. She did say last night dat she needed an adult beverage, in fact she sed it several times. We don't haf any adult beverages here...she might hafta go to da store now.
Very funny!
ha ha ha snort ha ha ha
mommy forgot to help me tell you that we gave you an award on Friday. Oct. 3. i hope you enjoy it!
Cheers!
Hee! Hee! Given the choice, let's go for the second option.
ahhhh, i made my babies put their paws over their lil eyes on this one.
being that we arent drinkers i will stick with the exercise and eating right routine.
i think that last pic is going to give me nightmares. lol.
-wlk
Oh boy!!! Mom is laffin and Laffin!!!!! That was funny :)
Purrs Mickey
Haha, that's funny!
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