Ham-Micks

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Thursday Noosday



The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.



'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.



'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.


'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy..


'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.




'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'




But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'






You're gonna LOVE me for this....







The third piggy says -




'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!





16 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

good one!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

LOVE IT!!!!
And didn't expect it either, which makes it truly a good laugh!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hahaha!

Niko and Cloud said...

hehehehhehe!
we like that!

The Island Cats said...

Hahahaha! We can't stop laughin'!

The Meezers said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA :;snerk:: we LOVE it

Tybalt said...

Ha ha ha!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

And I'm going hee hee hee all the way home...

WhimPurr's Whim and the Whiskers said...

LOL! GOOD ONE!!!!

Gizmo said...

Oh man! That was good!

pissed off patricia said...

Ah, that's so cute and I have never heard it before.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

And he has really nice teeths, too!

Max said...

AhhhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sweet Praline said...

Mom fell for it! She is still giggling. Good one.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahahahahaha...mom snorted her tea right thru her nose!

GRRRETA said...

Funny!