Now, dis ist sum imbarasink noos. 'Membur Orinch? 'Membur Maw wust goin to trap im an take im to da V-E-T fur his hoo-ha-ectomy? Well, Maw bot da deelucks trap wid 2 doors so dat wunce u trap da poodin, u kin feed it. So, Maw putz da trap togevver an finks sumting funny. She hast Paw luk at it an he sez she follow da derekshuns rite. So he sez to put da divider in front ov da feeder door so da poodin kaint pull da door opin.
So Maw putz da trap owt so Orinch kin git uzed to it. Den she setz it on da nite befor his surjery. Well, Orinch goes rite in da trap an gitz cot!!! Yoo hoo! Way to go. So, he sendz hiz fuud flyin efurrywer cuz he ist skairt. So Maw feedz him stinky goodness thru da feeder door. Sept she putz da divider in wrong. Later, der goes Orinch, racin cros da yard!!!!
So Paw tells Maw to set it agin an mebbe she git lucky an Orinch fall fur it agin. Yeah, rite. So, da necks mornin, Paw asts if Maw set it, cuz it sprung (der waz a cover ofer it). So, Paw goez owt to see if Orinch is cot agin, an luk wat he saw!!!!
Yup! Opie da Opossum! An wuz he skairt an upset!!!
So Maw toldeded Paw to opin da trap an let Opie find hiz way owt. It took bowt an hour, but he finally lefted. Dunt yu tink he haz wunnerful pearly white toofies? Dorf ist enveeyus.
In udder noos, Maw ist diggin up da hole frunt flower bedz an redoin dem wid expanded shale an compost. She ist gonna plant Texas natives an such so dey will grow bedder. An perennyuls. Yup. She wantz to plant a Smoke Tree:
Taint it purrty? (She borrowed dis pikshur frum Da Natshunal Arbor Day Site.
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