Ham-Micks

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Meet Sally


Hi,

I'm Sally, aka Tiny Tiger, aka Sergeant Sally. I'm a real life siddur to Obi, Reno, and Smokey.

My right eye is also scarred from being born to a feral mama with Feline Herpes 1, or Feline Rhinotracheitis Virus. And I was stuck in the cage at da crazy cat lady's garage fur nine months too. Maw has to nab me almost efery day and get the black gunk off my eye with a warm, moist cotton ball cuz my eye starts closing up when the black gunk crusts. I dunt like wen Maw nabs me, but den I kin see agin later.

Dey call me Tiny Tiger cuz I ist the liddlest wun here at the Forty Paws wayin in at only 8 lbs, wich is bout haf ov efurrybody else here. Dey also call me Sergeant Sally cuz I patrol da howse an da cage and make my reports by howlin BERY LOUDLY. Da beans dunt like my 5:00 am reports too much. But itz my yob. So I walk up and down da hall and into da rooms and howl. Yep. Dat's my yob.

Wen my brudders roll me, I like to scream at da top ov my lungs an make my escape. Wile my brudders is recoverin frum my ear shattering scream, I click the biggify on my tail and run!!! Den I laf cuz dey dunt know wat happened!!!

I ist also the hunter 'roun here. I bring in crickets and geckos frum the cage or da garage. Den I kerry dem 'round in my mouth. Trubl is dat wen u lif wid as many poodies az I do, dey tend to surround da one whoze got sumtin. Sumtimes I haf to click the biggify on my tail and run wid my prey. But den efurrybody follows!!! It is bery hard to terrorize my prey wid so many uders wantin it.

I like to polish my prey tactics by leaping strait up in da air 'bout 3 feet and landin on nufin. Maw lafs cuz she dunt understand wat gud prey tactics is. But we poodies know how important the leap can be.

Ok. I need to go patrol now.

Luf, Sergeant Sally

12 comments:

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Sally, we've got LOTS in common! Lets see...I also weigh 8 lbs, I yell a lot too, and I'm the official House Hunter. Nice to meet a kindred spirit.

Latte

Daisy said...

Hi Sally! I am happy to meet you. You are very FUNNY! Click the biggify on yer tail.... hahahahahah! You are my kind of girlcat. I like to play with lizards.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

My favorite bugs are flies and spiders but we get those camel crickets and they are quite a challenge to hunt!

Latte
What's your favorite bug to hunt?

stephen said...

lets see we have Molly,Lady,Mr. Willy(or just plain Wooly),Sammy,Lucky.Little Girl.and they all say hello.
There's nothing like a house full of cats!

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Meow Sally it is furry nice to meet you! I think your nicknames are wonderful, and I think you have a wonderful family. I would love to see a picture of your tail at its biggest! My mammacat is going to post my big & poofy tail pictures soon.
Nice to meet you!

Dragonheart said...

Nice to meet you Sally! Sorry to hear you have one eye that is scarred. :( You have your siblings had a tough early life but you have a great forever home now.

You sound like a very talented hunter! Prey tactics are very important to hunters.

I'm laughing at how you "biggify" your tail! Very cool. Your photo is lovely.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I love that you "Click the biggify on yer tail" that is awesome! You are a great hunter for being so petite. Good job! Keep practicin' so you're in peak form...
You keep up that patrolling too. The beans may not appreciate it now, but someday you might have something to report and then they'll come running! I'd love to hear your yowl. Maybe you can post a movie sometime (I still have to figure out how to do that....)

DEBRA said...

HI Sally! It am furry nice to meetcha. Yu sound like a furry sweet little lady kitty. I is sorry yu had no one to take gud care of yu da furst few months of yur life. IT am furry sad dat lady diddn't knoos what to do. We hopes yu are much better now.

Abby

Kimo & Sabi said...

We would likes to see a photo demonstratin' yur prey tactics!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

wow - you sound like a girl who's full of purrrrrrsonality! we'd love to see a movie of you in action (with sound - even better)!

Lux said...

Hi, Sergeant Sally! You sound like you have a lot of jobs in that household. I'd love to join you in hunting crickets!

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

We would love to see a movie of you "clicking the biggify" on your tail.