We haf sum rekwests frum da audeyence fer moveeys wid sound and pikshurs of Sally doin her click to biggify and her prey tactic leaps. We tolded Maw to make dat her noomeryo uno pryorty. Paw tolded us dat he gonna get Maw a noo-er dijtal camra cuz owrs is an older vershun an ist not yuuser frurendly. But in da meantime, Maw will work wid wat she gots.
Oh!! Breakin Noos!!! We has anudder set of Paws here at da Forty Paws. Maw sez itz only temprary til she kin finger owt wat to do. See, der is dis scrawny Marmalade cat been comin round and Maw feels furry sorry fer it. She tot it wuz Marmalade wid the collar who lifs owtside all da time. But Paw sed he saw a skinny cat wid no collar. Sure nuf, Maw sawed it too. She hated dat it wuz so scrawny an livin in da freezin un-Texas like weder we bin hafin, so she started feedin it. Now it lives on da roof 'tween da pateeyo cover an the roof rite wer Davy the Panther used ta sleep.
Anywun wunt a Marmalade cat?
So here ist Sally's title. Dunt know why it dunt say nuthin bout bein a hunter or a patrol offser. Luf, Us
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