Friday, June 8, 2007
Well, heer ist a picshur of Reno sunnin hiz furs in da winder. He sez a cat ham-mick ist efen bedder wid a 5 inch mat-trus on it made wid a foldeded blankie.
Meny ov youze comminted on da fact dat Maw brokededed da winder whilst kleenin it. Well, itz wun ov dem tilt-em owt winders fur eazee kleenin. Itz 20 yeers old an wen she tilted it, it kinda got stuckeded an wen she wuz tryin to git it unstuck, da metal thingee dat goez in da plastic thingee dat attaches to da spring thingee dat makes it go up n down brokededed. Da 2 winder places dat she wenteded to dint haf dat metal part. So she fowndeded it on da innernetz. But itz backordered now. It costzes more to ship da part dan da part costzes. Anyway, az long az she dunt open da winder, it dunt fall owt.
Also, we must commend owr deer furriends Zippy, Sadie and Speedy at Kattonic Cats becuz der Mom hast manajed to haf delikat sheer curtins fur 11 yeers widowt a poodin nor a woofie destroyin dem. But now owr deer furriend Speedy hast finally snagged da curtins. Owr Maw ist kwite amazed. Efurryting dat her an Paw buy fur dis howse is konsidered karefully fur it'z poodin durability. Nuttin ist expected to go undamaged fur bery long. We ist prowd to kontinyu dis tradishun. Maw wood put vinyl floorin in da hole howse if she had her way. All blindz an winder treatmints r only lowered 2/3 ov da way. Bow chewed up da orijnal metal mini-blindz yeers ago cuz he culdn't see owt. Maw paintz da wallz wid satin finnish fur eazy scrubbin. Maw put away her nice comforter cuz she kept haffin to take it to da lawndermat to wash in da BIG masheen. She gonna sell it in da garaj sale an git a thin quilt dat fits in her big masheen. She keeps a big stok ov lite bulbs cuz we nok ofer da lamps so much an da bulbs brake. Dis ist life heer at da Forty Paws.