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Friday, June 1, 2007

True Confessions from Annie & Gatsbi


Mr. Hendrix tagged both of us to do our True Confessions Meme.

Annie:

I luf to lick Paw's aftershave off him. He even puts extra on when he gets home so that I can lick it off.

If there is an empty sink, I use it as my litterbox. Then I use whatever is handy around the sink to cover it up with. Like brushes, combs, washcloths, medicine bottles.

I love to be brushed by Paw when he is trying to use his computer. It's really funny to watch my furs get efurrywhere on his computer.

I am terrified of storms. I hate thunder boomers.

I luf to play "Where's Annie?" by hiding under the paper.

I luf sponge balls. I chase them efurrywhere.

I don't like stinky goodness. I don't like tuna. Sometimes I might eat turkey or steak if I feel like it. I don't like treats.

I hiss and smack Dorf, Smokey, Reno, Obi, and G.T. I tolerate Gatsbi because we grew up together. I respect Bow & Jenny because they are my elders. Sally is ok, maybe.

If an evil intruder comes to our windows, I throw myself at the window and hiss and spit and yell at them to leave.




Gatsbi:

I have lost 2 lbs. since going on my enforced d-i-e-t. I don't like my d-i-e-t, but I can get around better now, and my peg legged walk isn't as pronounced as it once was.

I growl at any poodin that looks at me or who gets within 3 feet of me. This really irritates Maw if I'm sleeping with her at night and I start growling.

I like to play with the pink string. I like for Maw to drag it along behind her. It takes me awhile to follow it, so no other poodins can be around or they steal my game.

I luf luf luf to lie in front of the space heater in the winter. The closer, the better.

I stole Bow's heated cat cup.

I growl at Bow even though he is Top Cat.

I've got a big ol' sebaceous cyst on my upper lip. Maw keeps draining it with a hypodermic needle, which I hate hate hate.

I used to go poop on the carpet in the kitten fostering room and in the master bathroom. Eventually, when Maw ripped out the carpet and put down vinyl in those rooms, I quit pooping in there.

Ok, we're done.

Luf, Annie & Gatsbi

19 comments:

Dragonheart said...

Great confessions! Annie, maybe you just haven't tried the right stinky goodness yet. I don't like most stinky goodness, but I like the kinds that are real chicken or fish and look like real chicken or fish that a human would eat. Gatsbi, I don't blame you for stealing the heated cat cup. It sounds really nice!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I'm glad they just figured out you didn't like the carpet. Cats should be in charge of decorating anyway.

Chase

Daisy said...

Annie, you are very brave to protect your household against evil intruders!

Gatsbi, I am proud of your weight loss! 2 pounds is very impressive.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Annie, yoo and Zippy share a food thing. She won't eat any stinky goodness hardly and she only eats cheez. Gatsbi, diets suk! I losted a little over 3 pounds and I've been doing dis fur a year (I'm not efen 2 yet). I'm starving, I hafta resort to eating bugs to get enuff nurishment.

Gemini said...

Oh Gatsbi, Momma said she feels for you on your diet. She has been on one too.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

My diet's not working....but then mom's not working very hard at it.
How does Maw enforce yours to make it work?

Tara said...

I'm impressed you got your Maw to rip out the carpet just for you!

Tara

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Those are great confessions. Interesting observation here - baby mao also uses the sink to do number ones!!! xx

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha Annie we wuz laffin about the sink. Mum wuz laffin pickcherin yoo covering up wiv what efurr yoo can find. How can yoo not like treats??????
Gatsbi concatyoolayshuns on losing wate. Mum has had me eeting
D I E T crunchies furr neerly a yeer now, and reesuntly I lost a pound, but I gave it to Flynn. She sez the only way I am going to lose wate is if she sews my mouf up. Yikes!!!!!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

those are very good lists. we were laughing about the sink thing too. the people have been trying to get me to lose weight too, but I don't think it's working.
Grr

Lux said...

Oh Annie ... the SINK? Both you & Bow have *great confessions; mine seem boring now!

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Gatsbi - I feel for you on the cyst. I have one too and the human is always chasing after me to drain it. Arghhhh, can't they just leave us alone?

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well you two are adorable but you really must use the litterbox!! oh my...

smiles, auntie bee

pee ess, i KNOW d i e t s are no fun!

Karen Jo said...

Those are great confessions. That's one way to get rid of a carpet, Gatsbi. I sympathize with not wanting Maw to drain your cyst. I bet that hurts. Good going on getting rid of evil intruders, Annie.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Those are great confessions you two. What does your Paw's aftershave taste like? I think it is funny that you "cover" your sink litterbox with whatever is around Annie. That is very cute. After you told us about the "Where's Annie?" game, mommy tried it with me and a towel, I love it! You're a brave kitty to go up against all those big Man Cat's.
O Gatsbi, a diet *shudder* I know they are good for us, but still *shudder* I lay by the heater too and the air vent in the summer. Your poor lip, I can't even see it so you mommy does a good job
Thanks for posting!

Morgen said...

Annie & Gatsbi,
Those are great things to know about you!

I have a cyst in my ear -- please keep your maw away from me with that needle!

cheers,
not the mama

Chairman Mao said...

I loved readin' both of your confessions! Brainball growls at evil intruders, too, if she sees 'em throo the window. And hehehe, Annie, that sounds like fun to use the sinkie as a litterbox an duse bottles and brushes and combs 'n' stuff to cover it up!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

The Crew said...

Gatsbi, you're such a handsome dude!
Of course, I can say that, being a tuxie guy myself!

Max

The Crew said...

Gatsbi, you're such a handsome dude!
Of course, I can say that, being a tuxie guy myself!

Max