Thirteen Reasons Why it Sucks to Be Me, by Dorf
1. I had 3 dental surgeries.
2. I have no teeth left. None. Zip. Zero. Nadda.
3. I had a capillary vasculitis eruption after my first dental surgery and had a big hole in my stomach that took 6 months to heal.
4. I had to wear a 12 month Onesie to keep me from licking the cream off my eruption.
5. I was a conehead after each dental surgery.
6. I am going blind.
7. Obi smacks me now when he walks up to me.
8. I still corner Obi and Reno, and scare the pee and poo out of them, but not as much as I used to when my teeth hurt.
9. When I try to jump up on stuff now, sometimes I don't make it and that is scary.
10. I have to live with 9 other poodins and share my Maw & Paw.
11. I try to stay very close to Maw when the sun starts going down because it gets very hard for me to see.
12. I get spooked by things I can't see when my nose bumps into them.
13. My brother, G.T., is trying to take over my job of cornering Reno & Obi.