Thirteen Reasons Why Gatsbi Doesn't Want to Have Surgery Next Week
1. She hates being stuck in the PTU and going for a ride in the metal monster.
2. She is going to have to board overnight at the V-E-T because it is impossible to take food away from 10 poodins overnight.
3. She doesn't really care if the cyst on her face is becoming a mass.
4. She doesn't want her whiskers shaved off.
5. She doesn't want to take medicines.
6. She doesn't want to be a conehead.
7. She's afraid of going to the V-E-T.
8. It might hurt.
9. She won't be able to sleep in front of the space heater the night that she boards .
10. It smells funny at the V-E-T.
11. She will smell funny when she comes home and the other poodins will hiss at her.
12. She already has enough problems getting around because of her neurological disability, and if she is a conehead, it will be even harder.
13. She wants Maw & Paw to spend their green paypers on something else.