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Friday, November 2, 2007

Funny Friday

Ok, you guys have probably seen this, but it bears repeating. And if you haven't seen it, don't yell at us. We just receive this stuff from efurrybody else!


Instructions on how to clean your toilet:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.





4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog




Note: No poodins were harmed in the making of this funny.

25 comments:

Scruffybutt said...

I don't know which picture is funnier. Oh wait. Yes I do. It's the cat's. :)

Karen Jo said...

That is great. I got a good laugh out of it.

michico*Adan said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA,
I am crazy laughing at No.4.

Don' tell Adan,
he is staring at me.

Michico

Lux said...

I'm not laughing.

Mom's laughing. :)

DEBRA said...

Oh my ... my Mom just fell off her seat.

Purrs
Abby

Dragonheart said...

I am very glad that's not how my humans give me my weekly bath!!!

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

It is very funny coming from the dog!

Mo said...

I think the dog's picture is funnier - he really seems to be getting a kick out of this!

Cheers,
Not The Mama

Scout said...

Mommy promised me she would not try this at home.

Daisy said...

That dog is mean for laughing! Besides, I'll bet it is his turn next.

Gemini said...

I don't think that cat is very happy. I disbelieve the disclaimer.

Tybalt said...

I am not letting my mommy see this. I don't think she would really try it, but a kitty can never be too careful.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

We haven't seen this one! Sounds just like those nasty dogs to come up with that method.

Tara said...

We are with Lux....

Mom's laughing....

We are not.....

Tara and Kavan

(the dog does look like he is having fun though)

Captain Jack and Dante said...

This always makes Mommy laugh and laugh!

ASTOR CATS said...

Mom is laughing so hard! Not funny mom!

Midnite & Stray Kitty

The Crew said...

Hmmmppf! That dog has a perverted sense of humor and thinks he's quite the comedian.

Fab five said...

Well D-A-W-G,

I fur one tink YOU should clean da spa tub. Mebbe you should turn on da whirl-pooly jets to help wit dis. Oh- & don't fur-get da brillo padz on yer pawz, Oh & better uze a good cleener like tick shampoo.

-Dr Tweety

Mickey said...

Does that dog live with a cat? Whatever happened to him?? heeheehhee

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ha, ha, ha......I haven't seen that one before, it was very cute (as long as it doesn't happen to me!)

The Meezers said...

what if your dog is floofier than your kitty, and small enuf to fit in the human litterbox?

The Furry Fighter said...

thank gods we have short hair!!! i don't like the sound of that at all! x

Derby said...

HAHAHAHAHA, time to get the dog.

The Cat Realm said...

I Dare You!
Yes, It is ME, Anastasia! Karl was thoughtful enough to put the Dare out on the Day of the Dead, so I can come personally! And if you don't accept the challenge, I might just come again and haunt you, Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anastasia

P.S. About your post: I am not amused!

Kimo & Sabi said...

Um,...not funny.