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If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

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You have been mooned.

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Do you know what snowmen do during the summer season?







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This was in an email that Maw received recently. Funny, huh?



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Maw received some funny emails the other day. Here is one:



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What happens when you sleep around...



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I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.....

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

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Here's another one of Maw's emails:

My age has been noticed!
I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an affair. He turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered"?

And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!!




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Anudder funny email dat sumbuddy sent to Maw:

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE --2008 Style



1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want
To delete Housework permanently?"
6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press mouse button firmly......
7. Feel better?
Works for me!



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Retirees' Bumper Stickers

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You know, this is kinda ingenious, don't you think? Of course, you can't just hose down the trailer after you're done hauling, so that might be an issue.



Maw is watching the twin sticky people today. She goes to their house. We don't let little sticky people come to our house. This would be stressful, and we have sensitive natures. And you guys know who makes the rules around the Forty Paws house, don't you?

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We know this sentiment is a bit early, but it's time to share a Funny email that Maw received because it's Funny Friday!!!



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This here's a Redneck Mansion:




Grey Update: Grey moved his feet yesterday when his Mommie was massaging them!!!! Whoot Whoot! ::::spin:::: Puuuurrrrrrrsssssss.

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Here is one of those funny things that somebody sent Maw over email. It is a "redneck tree swing". We thought we'd share it with you...

"click to biggify"

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And in yet another email joke sent to Maw:




The AFLAC Scam! Watch out for this scam.



Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones. While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their 'mark' (or intended target) with a show of friendliness, the fourth -- the adult -- sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle through his or her pockets and purses or bags for any valuables being carried. The attached picture shows the gang in operation.

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Ok, you guys have probably seen this, but it bears repeating. And if you haven't seen it, don't yell at us. We just receive this stuff from efurrybody else!


Instructions on how to clean your toilet:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.





4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog




Note: No poodins were harmed in the making of this funny.

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