Hey, I'm Gatsbi. Yep. That's with an "i". I was named 'for they figred out I wuz a girl. I bommited in Maw's bathroom at 6 this am and woke my Maw up. Then I lay down in it. Maw sed it was gud dat it was on the vinyl. She sed it ok.
I was bored wid a problem. The bet sez its ether a spinal cord jury or a brane illness. So I haz problems walkin and my hed bobs up n down when I eat and wen I try to take a bath.
I don't like cats. I growl at dem. All the time. I really don't like Dorf. I really don't like Smokey. I really don't like G.T.
Maw & Paw fostered me and my brudders and sisters. Maw & Paw kept me cuz I is special. I caint jump too hi and I dunt have no brakes.
I don't like cats.