Thursday, April 5, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #4

Thirteen Reasons I'm Glad to be Done With My Annyoul Fisikal by Bow

1. I was stuck in the PTU.
2. When we got to the V-E-T, there were stinky woofies there.
3. The V-E-T tech weighed me.
4. Efurryone giggled efurrytime I squeaked. I squeak, I do not meow. This is my trademark.
5. They did the vampire thing on my neck and stole my blood.
6. The V-E-T sed she would nefer know I was 17 if she couldn't see my eyes. She said my eyes are looking kinda old. Excuse me?
7. The V-E-T squished my tumbly.
8. The V-E-T kept trying to check my heart rate, but I was purring VERY loud.
9. Efurryone kept trying to make me squeak more so they could giggle.
10. Then they talked about Dorf's teeth extractions and his "isshues". Hey, I'm the one at the V-E-T!!! Talk about me!!!
11. Then they talked about Gatsbi and her weight loss. Again, I'm the one here!!!
12. Then they talked about the food recall. Hello? Did you guys forget me?????
13. Then they decided to try and sneak Cosequin into my tuna juice for my "arthritic walk". Hah! I'll show them! I'm not going to drink my tuna juice if they try and hide something in it.

Luf, Bow

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Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Ugh, yoo poor thing. Trips to da TED (the evil doktor) are bad enuf without dem giggling and talking about other stuff! They stole yoor blood?!? Yoo need dat blood. Um, we'd drink our tuna joos anyway. Mom hadda gif old Punkin pills fur her arthuritis. Pills suk!

Unknown said...

Even medicine can't waste a perfectly good bowl of tuna juice!

Tiki, Kirby, and StanLee said...

Good goin', Bow. Way to show them who's boss!

sammawow said...

We are simply astonished that after you were stuck in the PTU and taken to the V-E-T to have horrible things done to you without your permission, that they would have the nerve to forget that it was supposed to be all about you! Well, at least you get tuna juice, even if it has medicine in it!

Purrrrs, China Cat & Willow

Daisy said...

Bow, you are a very brave boy. I wish I could hear your trademark squeak; it sounds cute. Maybe you should start to wear sunglasses to protect your eyes. Do they make cat sunglasses? Hmmm, this seems like a good invention....

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Oh Bow, sorry to hear about your trip to the veet. It sounds like it wasn't too traumatic though. You are a very brave cat! I bet your squeak sounds very cute. :)

Anonymous said...

we wanna heer yur skweek! Grr's got a tiny little mew an a big feerce growl, an that's all she effur sez. whut's wif the purrin' at the vet? whut 'bout the growlin' an the hissin'? bitin'? skratchin'? anyfing?

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I purr so they can't hear my heart too! They laugh a lot about that....

Cosequin? That is GOOD stuff! Horsies who take it do really well and its tried and true and gives you great stuff.


Unknown said...

I'm with you, Bow. Sometimes The Mother tries to get all sneaky and she puts a pill in some treats for the dogs. They eat them anyway, so I don't think that dogs are very smart sometimes.

It's a good thing that the V-E-T visit is over, though.



Yeah Bow we want to hear your squeak too. Momma says I sound like a lamb. I also grumble. Don't ask me how in the world she came up with any of that, because I am a cat and I meow. I talk a lot, but only to her. 'Cept I learned a long time ago, since I was so little that any time one of those BIG feet came anywhere near me to MEOW big time. The only time Momma comes to close to steppin on me is when I get right up under her and she doesn't hear me. Momma has a very bad ear, she can't hear out of it. I so HAFTA to be VERY LOUD. She only in two whole years (which is like a squillion) has stepped on me once and I squealed. She felt so bad, she nearly fell down, SO I hafta watch her real close so she won't fall.


The M's said...

We want to hear your squeak also. Munchkin sounds like he is saying Meoma when he is looking for me..Mom

MaoMao said...

Your squeak sounds cute! I'd like to hear. My sister, Dorydoo, squeaks a lot, too, 'specially when she's hyper, though she also meows.

Unknown said...

Yes,Your squeak sounds cute!

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Shaggy and Scout said...

Hey Bow,
The vet is nothing but trauma. We think you are doing AWESOME for 17!

Mo and The Purries said...

A very good TT, Bow!
We join the ranks of we wanna hear you squeak!
And purrin' at the V-E-T?
You are amazing!

the purrchance gang
& not the mama

Kimo and Sabi said...

Hmmm..we never smelled a woofie before. Our V-E-T is kitty exclusive!

Tara said...

Squeekin and purrin...what an intersting combination. Now wonder the VET loves you!

Parker said...

I'll bet you are glad that is over! Were you purrin' cause you were scared? Sometimes kitties do that!

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

doncha hate it wen it'z yer turn at da v-e-t an all dey wanna do iz talk abowt udder catz.
go figyer.

The Lee County Clowder said...

Bow. The Feline Cosequin is flavored with chicken and tuna. My poodins seem to like it, though I mix it into their wet food.

That stuff does work, so if worse comes to worse, just hold your nose and swallow hard.

the Food Source