1. I was stuck in the PTU.
2. When we got to the V-E-T, there were stinky woofies there.
3. The V-E-T tech weighed me.
4. Efurryone giggled efurrytime I squeaked. I squeak, I do not meow. This is my trademark.
5. They did the vampire thing on my neck and stole my blood.
6. The V-E-T sed she would nefer know I was 17 if she couldn't see my eyes. She said my eyes are looking kinda old. Excuse me?
7. The V-E-T squished my tumbly.
8. The V-E-T kept trying to check my heart rate, but I was purring VERY loud.
9. Efurryone kept trying to make me squeak more so they could giggle.
10. Then they talked about Dorf's teeth extractions and his "isshues". Hey, I'm the one at the V-E-T!!! Talk about me!!!
11. Then they talked about Gatsbi and her weight loss. Again, I'm the one here!!!
12. Then they talked about the food recall. Hello? Did you guys forget me?????
13. Then they decided to try and sneak Cosequin into my tuna juice for my "arthritic walk". Hah! I'll show them! I'm not going to drink my tuna juice if they try and hide something in it.
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