Thirteen Things G.T. Wants to Tell You About the Brush
1. I am a brush whore.
2. I am addicted to the brush.
3. I can be sound asleep in another room, and if a poodin is being brushed, I wake up and race to claim the brush.
4. My psyche was permanently damaged in my younger years by my severe allergies which caused me to scratch my cheeks into ulcerated sores. Therefore, I can never get enough cheek scratching with the brush.
5. It feels SOOOOO good.
6. My fur is super silky soft and shiny because I get brushed so often.
7. When I'm being brushed, my whole body vibrates with my purrs.
8. My purr becomes a gurgle when I'm being brushed.
9. I don't have many loose furs because I get brushed several times a day.
10. I smack Obi if he tries to get on Maw's lap while I'm being brushed.
11. I think every brush in the house should be mine.
12. I think a genius invented the brush.
13. Did I mention that it feels SOOOOO good?