Friday, May 16, 2008

Yes, We Sell Ham-Micks!

Yes, we sell official Forty Paws Dorfington Fish Stanley QA tested Ham-Micks!

We are selling 2 Ham-Micks for $30 plus priority shipping direct to your door! It has been discovered in multi-cat households that 1 Ham-Mick is never enough, and rather than you having to reorder, we are offering a huge savings for you when you order 2 Ham-Micks at once!!!

These even come with a money back guarantee! If at least one cat in your household does not use our Ham-Micks, you can ship them back to us and we will refund your purchase cost!!!

The Ham-Micks are made of anti-pill fleece (unless stated), and withstand many many washings and dryings in the hottest of water and the hottest of dryers!

Just email us at fortypaws AT sbcglobal DOT net and we'll get your Ham-Mick packed and flying off to you via the bloo shorts person. We'll send you a Paypal invoice and you don't even need a Paypal account. Just plastic money.

If you have wood or vinyl floors and don't want your bed sliding around, we can include rubber tips for your Ham-Mick. Younger cats like to run and jump on their beds which tend to make them slide on smooth surfaces. If this doesn't bother you, that's ok because the cats love it. If you prefer non-sliding Ham-Micks, then it will be $2.00 extra.

Here are the fabrics we currently have on hand:

4 each
6 each
6 each
6 each
6 each (it says "Squeak!" on it)
1 each
6 each (not anti-pill)
5 each (light green)
2 each
2 each Teal
6 each Winter White

Remember, just email us at fortypaws AT sbcglobal DOT net and we'll get your Ham-Mick packed and flying off to you via the bloo shorts person.

Luf, Us


Unknown said...

Darn, I didn't know you guys sold hammocks!
I was so jealous of everyones hammock that earlier this week my Mum asked my Grandpa to make the frame and she sewed up the material last night. It isn't as nice as yours 'cause Grandpa made it way, way, way too big. I will show you on my blog next week and you will laff and laff and laff at our efforts. It is big enough for all forty paws to use at once : )

Anonymous said...

ahhhhhh - we gotta have a couple of those! we want the top two - 1 of each paw print, if they're still available.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I would rekkermend your Ham-Micks to efurrycat. I love ours and sleep in it all the time. I have let Eric haf the vishus deer furrs all to himself now.
Purrs furrom Flynn

Parker said...

I highly reccomend your Ham Micks. At least I think I do. Puff still won't get her booty out of ours!

Mo and The Purries said...

Spooker's Ham-Mick was so popular here at Purrchance To Dream, we ordered two more!

Daphne & Chloe
and Not The Mama

Jimmy Joe said...

Ooo, those ham-micks are awesome! And they are very well-crafted, I can see, because Obi and Dorf are such good crafts-cats.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Those are lovely. But where is the ham?

Daisy said...

Obi is doing a good modeling job for the ham-micks!

Shaggy and Scout said...

HI YOU GUYS!!! Welcome back, we missed y'all so much!!!!!!
What? Obi not included?? Well, we supposed he'd miss Maw, and that would be sad.

Max said...


Those look wicked cool. I wonder if I can take $30 out of the Woman's wallet...

Kaz's Cats said...

Nice work with the Ham Micks Obi and Dorf! You're such professionals when you model,


Gypsy & Tasha

Motor Home Cats said...

Hmmm - We can't get any right now, but maybe on Mom's next payday we can order a couple or three. We thought Dorfy was the official tester not Obi, so why is Obi in all of the shots? Is he the spokesmodel?

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

PS - We missed you loads.

pissed off patricia said...

Fred the Cat says they are beautiful but sadly he blew all his money on catnip. He knows about as much about economics as John McCain does.

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

KC said...
Those ham-micks are tha bestest.
We likes to hit ours running an makes it slide.
Belief me, thems is sturdy. We's got three big muscular mancats-in-training, the Texas Tortie Terror, Faith Boo, myself (Tough A#s Tortie) and Missy. Around midnight, ours ham-mick is tha place to be.

pee ess: Mommie ML really likes that tha ham-mick part can be taken off an washed.

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

If there's any green papers in Mom's PayPal, maybe she'll let us have one or two! If there's no papers, we hope you will have more later!!

~ Sara and The Bunch

Colby and Cheddar said...

We luvs the hammicks! Mom wants two, one for each of us, but she wants cornflower blue ones, so we guess she will have to wait until you have more of those. Actually, any blue or green one looks good next to our orangeness, so if you get darker green, dat's good too!

Let us know when you get more in, please! We hafs paypal

Mr. Hendrix said...

me me me! mommy sayz i can get one! finally! i have been sooooooo waiting for this. I'm emailing you for a light green one now!

Cat Street Boyz said...

Mommy is hoping you get wild patterns like leopard or fishies.....we will be watchin"! =^Y^=Ty & the Cat Street Boyz