Monday, October 6, 2008

Flu Shots

--Please do not forget your flu shot!!!!

The First Half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better.

Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because
exercise helps build your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day,

go for a swim,

take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.

Try to eliminate as much stress
from your life as you can.

Get plenty of rest.

Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot,
what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.

I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona ...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...

If you keep your alcohol levels up,

flu germs
can't get you!

My mother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'

Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much

Luf, Us


Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha. We think our mum would go for the second option too.

pissed off patricia said...

I'll drink to that!

Fred the Cat will offer a catnip toast as well.

Anonymous said...

Our Nana and Grampy are going for their flu shots this week. It is even more important for seniors to get their flu shots. We are very glad we do not need flu shots. We get too many as it is!


Gud ider...we has alreedy made surre our Mom and Dad has ders...


Gemini and Ichiro said...

Yeah definitely the second option--the woman is against any non absolutely necessary vaccination.

The Meezers or Billy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA. mommy is snorting while she is laffing

Tybalt said...

That is really funny, especially since my mommy got her flu shot this morning!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Excellent advice!

The Crew said...

Funny! Mom & Dad are scheduled for their shots next week.

Chancy, Jake, Babe and Ernies Voice said...

TEE-HEE...we have been entertained!

(((HUGS)))~ Chancy, Jake and Babe, The Ernie's Voice Gang

The Furry Kids said...

Hee hee!
How's your maw feeling?

Unknown said...

Ha, ha, ha - My Mum likes that!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Hmm, mom and dad are apposeta get der flu shots next week, mom's thinking of sending dad and den she'll just follow da second part of dis. She did say last night dat she needed an adult beverage, in fact she sed it several times. We don't haf any adult beverages here...she might hafta go to da store now.

Sunny's Mommy said...


(angel) Grrreta and Fam said...

Very funny!

Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha snort ha ha ha

mommy forgot to help me tell you that we gave you an award on Friday. Oct. 3. i hope you enjoy it!

Leona said...


Sweet Purrfections said...

Hee! Hee! Given the choice, let's go for the second option.

Us4 Cats said...

ahhhh, i made my babies put their paws over their lil eyes on this one.
being that we arent drinkers i will stick with the exercise and eating right routine.
i think that last pic is going to give me nightmares. lol.


Mickey's Musings said...

Oh boy!!! Mom is laffin and Laffin!!!!! That was funny :)
Purrs Mickey

Lux said...

Haha, that's funny!