Monday, November 3, 2008

This is Funny

An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 9-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of
him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon them, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian.'

'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed and the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

Luf, Us


Sunny's Mommy said...


Mickey's Musings said...

That was a good one ;)
Purrs Mickey

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

that was a VERY good one!

smiles, auntie bee

Daisy said...

That's very silly!

Whimpurr said...


caspersmom said...

This was so funny. Always best to bless one's food.

We want to thank you so much for visiting us when Mom was sick. She is feeling a lot better now, so we get to visit more. Mom says today is a great day for staying warm inside and visiting. Windy and rainy outside.


Gemini and Ichiro said...

How good of the bear to pray...

Cory said...

That's what we say before we eat the mousies!

Just Ducky said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, gotta remember this one to tell others.

Jimmy Joe said...

Hahaha, that's a good one!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

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