Ok, 'amember how we toldeded u dat Maw hast da Bunco an da Keno par-tays da same month so she only has to sucky up all owr furs reeeely gud onceded? Ok, so last nite she haded da Keno game. Well, tek-nik-ly it's Po-Ke-No. An dey drink dem all-kee-hol-lik bev-rijjes at dis par-tay. So, anyway, Maw wast kleeenin an kleeenin an cookin yestday fur da Keno par-tay. An she sukked up anudder 2 or 3 poodins but we ist all still heer.
Den she mooveded efurryting agin. We gitz all kindz of upset an ank-jus wen she duz dat krap. We dunt like no kind of chanj. So, she fixes da King Ranch Chik-hen, an Broccly w/Craisins & Peekan Salad, an Cold-slawd. An she moooves da pooter frum da liffin ruum to da bedruum. An she putz da BIG table wid lotz of chairs in da liffin ruuum. An deze wumen come ofer an dey eet, den dey play Po-Ke-No. An dey git prizes, bud no catnip. Wat gud iz dat? Hello? Den dey haf Dump Cake. We ist like, who ist gonna eat a Dump Cake? Hello? So den we tinks bowt da res-pee dat Maw hast fur a Kitty Litter Cake, wid Tootsie Rolls fur turds. But dat ain't da same as da Dump Cake. Anyway, efurrybody lufs Dump Cake. Well, sept us.
Oh yeah. We furgot to tell u dat we lay on da tables an da peepul dat dunt haf no poodins or woofies go "Eeeek". Weze laffin an laffin as JH wood say. Datz wie Maw hast da sine dat sez
So, den dey all leaf. Den Maw putz efurryting bak. Den Maw getz on pooter cuz she ist hafin widdrawl. Oy. An den she finds owt dat da skreen hast dun gottin liddle when she moooveded da pooter. So she hast sum more whine. Wite Zyn-fun-dil.
Oh, an da furry bad bad bad bean dat stabbed hiz puppy Mercy an lit her on fire gotz 4 yeers prizun tyme. He kin git owt in 2 yeers on parole. His lie-er is gonna a-peel.
Luf, Us
Den she mooveded efurryting agin. We gitz all kindz of upset an ank-jus wen she duz dat krap. We dunt like no kind of chanj. So, she fixes da King Ranch Chik-hen, an Broccly w/Craisins & Peekan Salad, an Cold-slawd. An she moooves da pooter frum da liffin ruum to da bedruum. An she putz da BIG table wid lotz of chairs in da liffin ruuum. An deze wumen come ofer an dey eet, den dey play Po-Ke-No. An dey git prizes, bud no catnip. Wat gud iz dat? Hello? Den dey haf Dump Cake. We ist like, who ist gonna eat a Dump Cake? Hello? So den we tinks bowt da res-pee dat Maw hast fur a Kitty Litter Cake, wid Tootsie Rolls fur turds. But dat ain't da same as da Dump Cake. Anyway, efurrybody lufs Dump Cake. Well, sept us.
Oh yeah. We furgot to tell u dat we lay on da tables an da peepul dat dunt haf no poodins or woofies go "Eeeek". Weze laffin an laffin as JH wood say. Datz wie Maw hast da sine dat sez
So, den dey all leaf. Den Maw putz efurryting bak. Den Maw getz on pooter cuz she ist hafin widdrawl. Oy. An den she finds owt dat da skreen hast dun gottin liddle when she moooveded da pooter. So she hast sum more whine. Wite Zyn-fun-dil.
Oh, an da furry bad bad bad bean dat stabbed hiz puppy Mercy an lit her on fire gotz 4 yeers prizun tyme. He kin git owt in 2 yeers on parole. His lie-er is gonna a-peel.
Luf, Us
