Smokey's Title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Grace Lord Smokey the Chimerical of Yockenthwait Walden Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Sally's Title and Ofer Stuf

Hi efurrybody,

We haf sum rekwests frum da audeyence fer moveeys wid sound and pikshurs of Sally doin her click to biggify and her prey tactic leaps. We tolded Maw to make dat her noomeryo uno pryorty. Paw tolded us dat he gonna get Maw a noo-er dijtal camra cuz owrs is an older vershun an ist not yuuser frurendly. But in da meantime, Maw will work wid wat she gots.

Oh!! Breakin Noos!!! We has anudder set of Paws here at da Forty Paws. Maw sez itz only temprary til she kin finger owt wat to do. See, der is dis scrawny Marmalade cat been comin round and Maw feels furry sorry fer it. She tot it wuz Marmalade wid the collar who lifs owtside all da time. But Paw sed he saw a skinny cat wid no collar. Sure nuf, Maw sawed it too. She hated dat it wuz so scrawny an livin in da freezin un-Texas like weder we bin hafin, so she started feedin it. Now it lives on da roof 'tween da pateeyo cover an the roof rite wer Davy the Panther used ta sleep.

Anywun wunt a Marmalade cat?

So here ist Sally's title. Dunt know why it dunt say nuthin bout bein a hunter or a patrol offser. Luf, Us

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Lady Sally the Elegant of Fiddlers Green Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Man Cat Monday and Aristocat Titles for Bow and Reno

This is Smokey (you haven't met him yet) in his favorite position. He is a VERY large man cat.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Very Lord Bow the Sentient of Midhoop St Giggleswich Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Sir Reno the Coherent of Fiddlers Green Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Annie's Aristocat Title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Honourable Lady Annie the Foamy of Gallop Hophill Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

G.T.'s Aristocat Title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: The Most Honourable G.T. the Crepuscular of Grasshopper in the Hole Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Me Lufs Grasshoppers!!! They HOP! And itz easy to pull off their liddle legs.

Dorf's Aristocat Title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Excellency Dorf the Scattered of Leighton in the Bucket Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Jenny's Aristocat Title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Exalted Highness Duchess Jenny the Fiendish of Throcking in the Hole Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Tee hee. Dey did it agin. Me loves to hide in hidey holes. Just like dey gave Obi the Bumhampton name, dey gave me a furry good name. Gotta luv this fing. It has ESP or sumting.

Obi's Aristocat Title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: The Right Reverend Obi the Weary of Lower Bumhampton Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Tee hee. Look at my title and look at my picshur frum yesterday. Shaved bum. Get it?? Tee hee. How do dey know that stuff?

Fanks you to all you concerned poodies and bipeds for me and my siblings who lived in the Crazy Cat Lady's cages. We has lerned to run and climb and jump. We has floor to ceiling cat trees here and also 5 ft. and 6 ft. cat trees that we practice climbing and jumping onto. I still have trouble jumping, but my brudders and sidder don't. We love to wrestle. Maw figures we did that a lot when we lived in the cage. We jump each ofer frum behind and roll 'em. That's fun!!!!! We dunt do it to any of the ofer poodies in this howse tho. Only ourselves. So Maw figures that's how we played before we came to live here in a real howse.

Dan S. said that Maw might wanna try Cosequin for my bladder ishues. Maw gonna try sprinkling that on my stinky goodness gravy like she duz wid my L-lysine and my Metamucil. Fank you to Dan.

Stay warm efurrybody! Purrs & Hedbutts to all!!

Gatsbi's Peculiar Aristocratic Title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Baroness Gatsbi the Lush of Goosnargh on the Carpet Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title