Thirteen Reasons Why This is Probably Not a Good Thing
1. This new poodin showed up Monday and scarfed down Orinch's food.
2. Paw decided to call this new poodin "Bob".
3. Maw thinks Bob might be a Bobbie.
4. If Bob is Bobbie, and she hasn't had her lady gardenectomy, then this isn't good.
5. Bob/Bobbie is about as skittish as Orinch.
6. Orinch still hasn't gotten his hoo-haws cut off.
7. We DID NOT put out the sign that says "This is the Kool-Aid house for poodins." DID NOT.
8. Now Maw needs to trap 2 poodins and get them fixed.
9. Now Annie is worried about 2 Evil Intruders.
10. These 2 poodins and the opussum, Opie, eat 1+ bowls of food per day.
11. Maw hates having poodins around that are outdoor only because of Davy being killed and Bow having the be-be pellet in his back. She is very scared of what might happen to Orinch & Bob/Bobbie.
12. We are NOT changing our name to Forty-Eight Paws. NOT.
13. Life sux and then you die.