Thirteen Reasons It's Good to be a Spoiled Cat
1. We can sleep whenever we want.
2. We can wake up whenever we want.
3. When we cry, our beans ask us what's wrong.
4. We get lots of good crunchies, stinky goodness, treats, salmon, Chick-Hen, steak, HAM, and turkey.
5. We can legally get high on 'nip.
6. We have very keen olfactory senses.
7. We're not too concerned about idiots in da big White House.
8. We don't have to go to school.
9. We don't have to go to work.
10. We don't have to buy expensive wardrobes (unless you're Daisy).
11. We have lots of beds and cat trees.
12. We don't care which team goes to the Super Bowl.
13. When you're really spoilt, you get your very own cat enclosure!!!